Hello, Creeps! Episode 65: Clown Fight Club (Tapas II)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 65: Clown Fight Club (Tapas II)

The Creeps are back this week with the most…tired episode ever. That’s right, we were straight up exhausted. Davel hadn’t even slept before we recorded this! Don’t fret, we combat delirium hard in an effort to bring you a second helping of tiny, wonderful selections involving gladiator…clowns? You know what we mean. If you were worried we wouldn’t get dark or that wasn’t dark enough, Davel comes through with some another tragic baby tale while Coral takes us on a journey with the oldest and most miserable person in the…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 64: Edgar Allan Ho (Wet Nightmares Vol. II)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 64: Edgar Allan Ho (Wet Nightmares Vol. II)

We got a brand new episode full of people trying to GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE. We open the show with some sweet questions involving our very own Misery scenario and what Fredo’s mouth do. We step into a Pet Sematary and see what we’d do if our pets came back to life ready to murder and party. Fredo dreams in digital and takes us back into the World of Warcraft for a terrifying tale of stalking and perversion. We mention Eve 6 at some point….

Hello, Creeps! Episode 63: I AM NOT SOOOUP!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 63: I AM NOT SOOOUP!

It is very hot in the Boo Box, so the juices are flowing like wine. A very special guest, Tony Clifton, opens the episode possessing Davel and discussing his long standing feud with Andy Kaufman. We got a new batch of questions that drop us in some scenarios involving necrophilia, disposing of a body and shark attacks. It’ll all make sense after you listen. Maybe? Allison Mack and her human trafficking sex cult NXIVM are back for a third time! Shit is getting fucking real with the Clinton Foundation, a…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 62: Welcome to Hell, You Bitch! (Ghost II)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 62: Welcome to Hell, You Bitch! (Ghost II)

Fre and Davel open the show almost driving Coral to the brink of insanity, so all is normal here in radio land! We start our journey at Sulk Lake City, where some teens start their day getting a little high with friends and end it at the bottom of a mine shaft. Ain’t that some shit? Next we travel to Heaven with a woman that had a near death experience and got a glimpse at some of the ass backwards shit they got going on up there. Davel decides he’d…

**BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 2: Infinity War Review (Part 1)

**BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 2: Infinity War Review (Part 1)

*SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS* Not feeling so good? We’re not either after watching beloved characters turn to ash, but that didn’t stop us from gathering the 6 Hypefinity Stones as the Creeps alter reality and become the Geeks for a second time, bringing you their Infinity War episode! Curious as to what we thought of Marvel’s cinematic culmination of a decade of excellence? Open your ears and let us in, baby.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 61: Where the F*ck is Vermont?

Hello, Creeps! Episode 61: Where the F*ck is Vermont?

  Coral spent some time in DC and fills us in on all the Reptilians and pie he came across before opening the show with another listener submitted question! When the aliens invade, will The Creeps stay loyal to Earth or work for our new extraterrestrial overlords? These creeps ain’t loyal. Fredo gets rotten and takes us on a journey into the odd world of “fujoshi” fandom and makes us question…everything. Davel bums us out by recounting the final days of Casey Kasem’s corpse, gives us some information on the…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 60: STAKES ARE HIGH!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 60: STAKES ARE HIGH!

YEEEEEE-HAWWWWW PARDNAS! WELCOME TO ANOTHER HELLO CREEPS ALL YER ALL FOLKS OUT DER IN RADIOLAND. WE GOT US A FRIKKIN HOOTNANY OF EN EPISODE THIS WEEK! CORAL POSES SOME QUESTIONS AND THAT DAMNED CITU SLICKER DAVEL TALKS JUST GALKS ABOUT ENJOYING GETTING THE TAR STIMPED OUT OF HIM LIKE SOME NAMBY PAMBY. GOD DAMNED HALF WIT. ANYAAY STAKES GET FUCKIN HIGH IN THE SKY WHEN WE REVEAL PHYSICS AINT WORTH A CRIPPLE AT A HOEDOWN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. IM SAYIN WE GOT 52 UNIVERSES AND IN ONE OF…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 59: Live Your Best (Second) Life

Hello, Creeps! Episode 59: Live Your Best (Second) Life

The Creeps are back with another banger for all the freaks out there in Radio Land! Every wish you could just back up your memories after you die so your family could gain access to your deepest, darkest secrets and true feelings on all of them? No? Well, too bad because the dystopian future we’re all heading full speed ahead for is going to do it whether you like it or not! Coral covers how close that technology truly is. Ever wish you could live a false life in a…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 58: Charles Manson in a Tub of Rice

Hello, Creeps! Episode 58: Charles Manson in a Tub of Rice

The Creeps return to action this week, answering some listener-submitted questions and scenarios. How will Coral, Davel, and Fre coexist on one body? Who gets to crank it? Who has the answers?! Only one way to find out! As a bonus, not only will you find out which host will feel most violated, but you’ll hear some lovely stories regarding potential life on Mars, man’s best friend, and the epic battle for Charles Manson’s rotting corpse! Tune in, Radio Land!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 57: BOAR’S TUSK

Hello, Creeps! Episode 57: BOAR’S TUSK

WE BACK, Y’ALL. Coral has returned from his pizza quest in Italy and he is not alone! Our old friend Cha joins us for a strange journey into the macabre and the spooky spooky as a bunch of birds turn up dead in Utah and heathen vikings are unearthed WITH NO DICKS. Davel drops a tale that’ll make you question any roommate you ever bunk up with because it could end…IN MURDER. We apologize for people not speaking into microphones because it was that kinda night.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 56: SUCC MY THICC

Hello, Creeps! Episode 56: SUCC MY THICC

The Creeps are back for some more fun this week. And by fun I mean no one here gave a fuck about politically correct this week (and by that I mean far less than usual) so you know we had a great time. We’ve got some stories about Washington really dropping the ball with their license plate choices, ladies almost boiling alive in witch cauldrons, and a little tale of the craziest little weeaboo that probably doesn’t exist, but I really hope does. Jā matane! ^___^; V

Hello, Creeps! Episode 55: Seismic

Hello, Creeps! Episode 55: Seismic

You know what makes less sense than our first lives? Second Life. Of course, Fredo takes us deep into the odd online world of Second Life and the cases of sexual harassment found in World of Warcraft. Coral isn’t surprised Mordor was found off the coast of Australia but is puzzled by crystal arrowheads dating back thousands of years. Did aliens help out our ancestors or DID WE? This episode takes us to the edge of reality and back. Do we make it without yelling at Davel? Unlikely. Oh, Davel…

**BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 1: Star Wars… And Us

**BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 1: Star Wars… And Us

We’ve been promising it for weeks, and after overcoming an overwhelming amount of laziness it’s here! Hello, Geeks! is our outlet for all the nerdy/geeky topics we often touch on during Hello, Creeps! but never delve into. Don’t fret! This won’t be replacing this week’s episode (out tomorrow), but is just a little bonus for anyone interested in some of the same stuff we are. That said, join us for our inaugural episode touching on The Last Jedi and our feelings on the reactions to the film as well as…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 54: Dogecoin

Hello, Creeps! Episode 54: Dogecoin

Did you think the last two episodes were gross? THINK AGAIN. This week Coral hits us with the tale of an Irish woman that legally married the ghost of a Hatian pirate, Fredo brings us back to the world of online furry porn and Davel wraps it all together by further confusing us with his explanation of cryptocurrency. Come get enraged and puke at the same time! It’s like magic.