House of 1000 Corpses (2003) Welcome to the final day of Halloween ‘19! This episode features some background guests and your totally usual hosts just with colds… that’s why we sound so different! We’re hitting you with a classic horror today to celebrate the final Halloween of the two-thousand teens. Drink up! This one is a wild ride.
Urban Legend (1998) Sometimes, in the midst of recording a Halloween extravaganza, your guest doesn’t make it through the movie. Ever the champ, though, our good friend and special guest this week rallied through to the bitter end! If you’ve ever wondered how related the size of your hair is to how crazy you are, this movie might have the answer. Grab some vodka (maybe not too much of it this time) and come on down with us!
All Hallows’ Eve (2013) Have you ever stumbled upon an ancient abandoned pool that has a bit of swamp water remaining at the bottom? Have you ever inspected that further and found something beneath the gross and disgusting murky mess? Have you gotten close enough to the putrid liquid to see the nasty outline of heavily used clown panties? If yes, then this is the movie for you. If not, don’t bother watching it. But, if you insist, grab a drink and dive on in to #3 in the HALLOWEEN…
The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018) We’re still not sure if this movie makes us want to never visit a morgue or ever work in one, but it makes us want more vodka! Honestly? At this point, we’ve seen better, we’ve seen worse, and we’re not sure that we’re seeing properly at all. But grab a drink and follow us down with #4 in the HALLOWEEN 2019 COUNTDOWN!
Halloween Countdown 2019! Welcome to day 5 of the Halloween countdown 2019! It’s been a sec, so this episode is a catch-up (no, not Ketchup, sorry Kaeley). Sometimes you just want to get drunk and get caught up on the goings-on in your friends’ lives, so that’s what we did! Stay tuned for more horrors over the next few days as we count down to Halloween 2019!
Blair Witch (2016) WE AT IT AGAIN! Welcome to Blair Witch 2.0! Have you ever tried filtering cheap vodka 8-10 times through a charcoal filter? Because we did… and we got fucked up. If you’re into cheap booze and shaky video footage, then this is both the podcast AND movie for you! Pour yourself some Brita filtered vodka and follow us down…
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) If audio porn is what you’re looking for this is… probably not the best place for you. But if you’re looking for two chicks to get drunk and sexy… still not quite the right place. BUT, if you’re looking for two drunk chicks watching a 90s slasher flick sequel, you’ve found it! Get on our level and dive on in with us!
Pumpkinhead (1988) It’s an alien! Wait… is it? Did we just make that part up? What IS Pumpkinhead? Why does his head NOT look like a pumpkin?! How much did we drink this time?!?! I can’t promise this episode will answer any of those questions, but I’m sure you’ll be asking more by the end! Drink up buttercups!
The Silence (2019) You’re in for a treat this time! Your gals got new mics so we can be deeeep in your ear holes… This episode is not A Quiet Place, but I mean, really… Is it worth the watch? Could it have been better or worse? Could we get more drunk? Dive on in and find out 😉
Ouija (2014) Who else had a Ouija board as a kid? Mine didn’t summon any demons… as far as I know, but maybe that has to do with why I have an obsession with horror and all things sinful 😉 Things learned from this movie: When people start dying, just STOP, for real! Also, get to know seniors better, because then you’ll be able to tell better when someone is obviously lying. Drink up everybody, we’re summoning the dead this ep.
Hereditary (2018) Is it contagious? Is it environmental? Is it psychosomatic? No, it’s Hereditary, and it’s F*CKED! Things we learned from this insane modern horror movie: you have a severe nut allergy? Keep a damn epipen on hand! You’re driving at breakneck speed (heh) down a dark highway? Don’t stick your damn head out the window! Pour a few drinks for this one folks, she’s a doozy!
Q & A (2019) This week we’re mixing it up! We asked YOU to ask US ANYTHING! And you really did. Even though we asked at the last possible second before recording. So if you want to know our favourite horror films, drinks, and a whole ton of other things, grab a drink and dive on in!
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) You ever get drunk, watch a movie, then have no friggen clue what you watched? Even if you’ve seen the movie before? Because that’s what happens here… aggressively. So if you’re looking for drunken shenanigans that make little to no sense, you’ve found the right place! Do a few shots, get on our level, and follow us down this rabbit hole.
Swimfan (2002) Not sure how in 2002 they were able to create a perfect visual representation of Kaeley’s future, but here it is! In this episode, we’re getting drunk, stalker-ey, and revelling in our teenage years. Also some James Taylor for added fun! So drink up buttercups, it’s about to get rowdy.
The House on Sorority Row (1983) What happens when your sorority sister plays a gruesome prank on your house mother? And ends up killing her? Maybe? Well… We get drunk and all hell breaks loose! Grab a drink and join us in this 80s slasher flick, because it’s gonna get dirty…