Hello, Creeps! Episode 65: Clown Fight Club (Tapas II)

Hello, Creeps! Episode 65: Clown Fight Club (Tapas II)

The Creeps are back this week with the most…tired episode ever. That’s right, we were straight up exhausted. Davel hadn’t even slept before we recorded this! Don’t fret, we combat delirium hard in an effort to bring you a second helping of tiny, wonderful selections involving gladiator…clowns? You know what we mean. If you were worried we wouldn’t get dark or that wasn’t dark enough, Davel comes through with some another tragic baby tale while Coral takes us on a journey with the oldest and most miserable person in the…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 60: STAKES ARE HIGH!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 60: STAKES ARE HIGH!

YEEEEEE-HAWWWWW PARDNAS! WELCOME TO ANOTHER HELLO CREEPS ALL YER ALL FOLKS OUT DER IN RADIOLAND. WE GOT US A FRIKKIN HOOTNANY OF EN EPISODE THIS WEEK! CORAL POSES SOME QUESTIONS AND THAT DAMNED CITU SLICKER DAVEL TALKS JUST GALKS ABOUT ENJOYING GETTING THE TAR STIMPED OUT OF HIM LIKE SOME NAMBY PAMBY. GOD DAMNED HALF WIT. ANYAAY STAKES GET FUCKIN HIGH IN THE SKY WHEN WE REVEAL PHYSICS AINT WORTH A CRIPPLE AT A HOEDOWN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. IM SAYIN WE GOT 52 UNIVERSES AND IN ONE OF…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 59: Live Your Best (Second) Life

Hello, Creeps! Episode 59: Live Your Best (Second) Life

The Creeps are back with another banger for all the freaks out there in Radio Land! Every wish you could just back up your memories after you die so your family could gain access to your deepest, darkest secrets and true feelings on all of them? No? Well, too bad because the dystopian future we’re all heading full speed ahead for is going to do it whether you like it or not! Coral covers how close that technology truly is. Ever wish you could live a false life in a…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 58: Charles Manson in a Tub of Rice

Hello, Creeps! Episode 58: Charles Manson in a Tub of Rice

The Creeps return to action this week, answering some listener-submitted questions and scenarios. How will Coral, Davel, and Fre coexist on one body? Who gets to crank it? Who has the answers?! Only one way to find out! As a bonus, not only will you find out which host will feel most violated, but you’ll hear some lovely stories regarding potential life on Mars, man’s best friend, and the epic battle for Charles Manson’s rotting corpse! Tune in, Radio Land!

Hello, Creeps! Episode 57: BOAR’S TUSK

Hello, Creeps! Episode 57: BOAR’S TUSK

WE BACK, Y’ALL. Coral has returned from his pizza quest in Italy and he is not alone! Our old friend Cha joins us for a strange journey into the macabre and the spooky spooky as a bunch of birds turn up dead in Utah and heathen vikings are unearthed WITH NO DICKS. Davel drops a tale that’ll make you question any roommate you ever bunk up with because it could end…IN MURDER. We apologize for people not speaking into microphones because it was that kinda night.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 56: SUCC MY THICC

Hello, Creeps! Episode 56: SUCC MY THICC

The Creeps are back for some more fun this week. And by fun I mean no one here gave a fuck about politically correct this week (and by that I mean far less than usual) so you know we had a great time. We’ve got some stories about Washington really dropping the ball with their license plate choices, ladies almost boiling alive in witch cauldrons, and a little tale of the craziest little weeaboo that probably doesn’t exist, but I really hope does. Jā matane! ^___^; V

Hello, Creeps! Episode 55: Seismic

Hello, Creeps! Episode 55: Seismic

You know what makes less sense than our first lives? Second Life. Of course, Fredo takes us deep into the odd online world of Second Life and the cases of sexual harassment found in World of Warcraft. Coral isn’t surprised Mordor was found off the coast of Australia but is puzzled by crystal arrowheads dating back thousands of years. Did aliens help out our ancestors or DID WE? This episode takes us to the edge of reality and back. Do we make it without yelling at Davel? Unlikely. Oh, Davel…

**BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 1: Star Wars… And Us

**BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 1: Star Wars… And Us

We’ve been promising it for weeks, and after overcoming an overwhelming amount of laziness it’s here! Hello, Geeks! is our outlet for all the nerdy/geeky topics we often touch on during Hello, Creeps! but never delve into. Don’t fret! This won’t be replacing this week’s episode (out tomorrow), but is just a little bonus for anyone interested in some of the same stuff we are. That said, join us for our inaugural episode touching on The Last Jedi and our feelings on the reactions to the film as well as…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 54: Dogecoin

Hello, Creeps! Episode 54: Dogecoin

Did you think the last two episodes were gross? THINK AGAIN. This week Coral hits us with the tale of an Irish woman that legally married the ghost of a Hatian pirate, Fredo brings us back to the world of online furry porn and Davel wraps it all together by further confusing us with his explanation of cryptocurrency. Come get enraged and puke at the same time! It’s like magic.  

Hello, Creeps! Episode 53: I Show U De Plague

Hello, Creeps! Episode 53: I Show U De Plague

We spent an hour sipping boxed wine and having a deep conversation about life before we hit record so things got off the rails real quick. Fredo delves deep into the world of Final Fantasy brothels where people make way more money than we do in real life, Davel hits us with news of a new plague coming our way and Coral doesn’t know how to handle any of it. Come, let us show you de wey.  

Hello, Creeps! Episode 52: The Yiff Awakens

Hello, Creeps! Episode 52: The Yiff Awakens

It’s here: The NEW 52! The landscape of the creep’s universe has changed and nothing will ever be the same again. Tim was never a Robin, Wally West is gone, the Aquaman comic is actually…good? Wait, that’s a whole different New 52, but be prepared for a little bit of geek talk at the end of this episode. This week we discuss furries A LOT. Like, almost too much. Coral can’t seem to escape the likeness of Mother Teresa in every pastry he sees and he tends to gaze upon…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 51: Jimbo Christ, Superstar

Hello, Creeps! Episode 51: Jimbo Christ, Superstar

WE BACK, Y’ALL. We hope everyone had a Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! We return from our break with an episode recorded before Christmas delving deep into the history of Jesus Christ and his brother…Jimbo. How hard was it for Joseph to raise the son of god and his own asshole son? We got an update on an old serial killer friend and a bunch of other fun stuff. Come see how good we look.

Hello, Creeps! Episode 50 (Part 1): Making an Alfy Bear

Hello, Creeps! Episode 50 (Part 1): Making an Alfy Bear

It’s finally here! After some holiday debauchery and recovering from food comas, the Creeps are back with a very special episode 50! This episode is dedicated to everyone who has stuck with us, whether you’ve listened from episode 1 or episode 48, we appreciate every one of you! It’s been a fun 50 episodes, and it’ll be a fun 50 more. We’ll keep it fun this week too, as after many requests, Alfy Bear finally joins us once more! Fredo finally ends Mela’s tale in “Portrait of a Final Fantasy…

Hello, Creeps! Episode 49: Sacradelicious

Hello, Creeps! Episode 49: Sacradelicious

The Creeps do their best to bring a childhood nightmare of Fredo’s back to life as OJ weasels his way back into the news. This time, however, he’s the one who’s scared! That’s right, fuck you OJ! I AIN’T SCARED NO MORE. Ahem, in other news… Davel takes down a different type of darkness hole with a sex cult involving…Chloe from Smallville? Damn, feels like I’m going crazy. Hope they still call me Superman.