Hello old friends! Welcome back to Shudder Bugs! Today is just a little diddy for y’all, something new to try out. This episode is a short story, part of a new series we’d like to start doing. Drop us a line if you have any spooky or spoopy stories you’d like to hear! After all, ’tis the season 😉
Christmas Presence (2018) Tonight’s the last night of the year, so we’re giving you more Christmas cheer…s because we’re obviously already drunk. Reading is hard, writing is harder, here’s the breakdown you hunks: intimate ghost sex cabins in the woods OooOOooOoo insane couch fears So here’s the to do, to ensure that you too, are getting on our level: snuggle up close to the fire pop 3 – 7 bottles celebrate with our sweet and sultry voices in your ears See you in January! (Rhyming is not our strong suit…)
Christmas Evil (1980) Prepare your back doors because Santa is coming down your chimney tonight! Just kidding. He’s already in your bed tucking you in like nighty night and you all know what that means. Its Santa Daddy Big Al taking care of all your Christmas needs. In this episode he flies us off on a wild eggnog filled adventure with his second favourite Christmas movie of all time. So fill up your mug with hot cocoa, creme de menthe, and vodka, because its about to get seasonal.
All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018) If you like Christmas classics such as The Grinch, Charlie Brown, and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation then be prepared to add another to your beloved list after watching this masterpiece. We creep on an office party, shop til we drop, get some sweet sweet revenge, move through a cocaine fever dream, and rage with space creatures. What more could you possibly want?!?!?!?! So take a shot every time we laugh and you’ll be flying like Santa’s sleigh right along with us! Or you might…
The Amityville Murders (2018) The Amityville murders are a mystery that may never be solved, but this 2018 film tries to portray what that night may have looked like. Unfortunately, you’ll need to be drunker than we got to enjoy it! You’re better off watching the 2005 Amityville Horror because at least you get to enjoy a topless Ryan Reynolds. Grab a drink (you’re gonna need it) and follow us on this incredibly lacklustre journey!
Practical Magic (1998) All I’ve ever wanted was someone to wake me up with midnight margaritas! That and to have magical powers and a baller house. Well, we can’t all have it all, but we can watch movies and pretend! Not a typical horror movie, but definitely one of your gals’ favourites. Grab some vodka and follow us down into this classic ’90s witchy film!
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) Welcome to the final day of Halloween ‘19! This episode features some background guests and your totally usual hosts just with colds… that’s why we sound so different! We’re hitting you with a classic horror today to celebrate the final Halloween of the two-thousand teens. Drink up! This one is a wild ride.
Urban Legend (1998) Sometimes, in the midst of recording a Halloween extravaganza, your guest doesn’t make it through the movie. Ever the champ, though, our good friend and special guest this week rallied through to the bitter end! If you’ve ever wondered how related the size of your hair is to how crazy you are, this movie might have the answer. Grab some vodka (maybe not too much of it this time) and come on down with us!
All Hallows’ Eve (2013) Have you ever stumbled upon an ancient abandoned pool that has a bit of swamp water remaining at the bottom? Have you ever inspected that further and found something beneath the gross and disgusting murky mess? Have you gotten close enough to the putrid liquid to see the nasty outline of heavily used clown panties? If yes, then this is the movie for you. If not, don’t bother watching it. But, if you insist, grab a drink and dive on in to #3 in the HALLOWEEN…
The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018) We’re still not sure if this movie makes us want to never visit a morgue or ever work in one, but it makes us want more vodka! Honestly? At this point, we’ve seen better, we’ve seen worse, and we’re not sure that we’re seeing properly at all. But grab a drink and follow us down with #4 in the HALLOWEEN 2019 COUNTDOWN!
Halloween Countdown 2019! Welcome to day 5 of the Halloween countdown 2019! It’s been a sec, so this episode is a catch-up (no, not Ketchup, sorry Kaeley). Sometimes you just want to get drunk and get caught up on the goings-on in your friends’ lives, so that’s what we did! Stay tuned for more horrors over the next few days as we count down to Halloween 2019!
Blair Witch (2016) WE AT IT AGAIN! Welcome to Blair Witch 2.0! Have you ever tried filtering cheap vodka 8-10 times through a charcoal filter? Because we did… and we got fucked up. If you’re into cheap booze and shaky video footage, then this is both the podcast AND movie for you! Pour yourself some Brita filtered vodka and follow us down…
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) If audio porn is what you’re looking for this is… probably not the best place for you. But if you’re looking for two chicks to get drunk and sexy… still not quite the right place. BUT, if you’re looking for two drunk chicks watching a 90s slasher flick sequel, you’ve found it! Get on our level and dive on in with us!
Pumpkinhead (1988) It’s an alien! Wait… is it? Did we just make that part up? What IS Pumpkinhead? Why does his head NOT look like a pumpkin?! How much did we drink this time?!?! I can’t promise this episode will answer any of those questions, but I’m sure you’ll be asking more by the end! Drink up buttercups!
The Silence (2019) You’re in for a treat this time! Your gals got new mics so we can be deeeep in your ear holes… This episode is not A Quiet Place, but I mean, really… Is it worth the watch? Could it have been better or worse? Could we get more drunk? Dive on in and find out 😉